I was really stuck for a few minutes on "but I can't decide between 1 and 2!" and "the combination of 1 and 2 is most upsetting!"

But since you like torturing us with radio buttons (*grin*), I forced myself to think a little more rationally about it. And rationally, while it's upsetting that you were almost run over, you weren't run over, and the bumper sticker still exists.

I'm glad you weren't run over, and that you're amused. :)