N) Otherwise bright students who think that documenting the fact that internet users are using socially meaningful language constitutes an interesting research project.
N+1) Tech support people who laboriously get all the details of your issue and make you wait while they write it all down, then immediately transfer you to a new tech support person who has not read any of it but your name.
N+2) The obscure and unfair rule that limits the day to 24 hours.
N+3) Two-year-old birthday munchkins. Oh wait no, that's not bad, that's AWESOME!!!!!
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N+1) Tech support people who laboriously get all the details of your issue and make you wait while they write it all down, then immediately transfer you to a new tech support person who has not read any of it but your name.
N+2) The obscure and unfair rule that limits the day to 24 hours.
N+3) Two-year-old birthday munchkins. Oh wait no, that's not bad, that's AWESOME!!!!!