From the What Was I Thinking??? files

Don't you hate it when you do something incredibly stupid, like spend a ton of time and energy gathering up all your old immunization records from several different medical offices to send off to the Peace Corps, and then decide not to go into the Peace Corps, after all, so you, apparently, just throw the envelope away??

Yeah, me, too.

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Why would anyone line silk pants with nylon?