awwwwwkward

So, Captain Awkward has a post up about a time she had a totally awkward crush and completely failed to handle it gracefully, with a love note and everything, and then she invites people to use the comments section to share their painful moments of horrifying behavior (on their own part). I invite you to share yours here (anonymously if you prefer, though those ones will be screened) if you're so inclined. Here's mine: ( Oh, god, so painful -- if you're prone to feel acutely igry in reading awkward stories, give this one a pass )

So, how 'bout you? What painful bad behavior have you enacted, survived, and learned from?