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[aroraborealis]

Foulest mood ever.

Tell me something funny!

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[signsoflife.livejournal.com]

I was told last night, in all earnestness, that I was easily identified on the basis of my distinctively "platinum blonde" hair.

here, have some weather

[dbang.livejournal.com]

[rintrahroars.livejournal.com]

Here's a quote from Kelsey (age 5):

*in a singsong voice* "I wish that beautiful butterflies would fly all around my head, and carry me away to another land."

I swear, living with children keeps me entertained at all times.

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

I just learned from brightwater that Tor, a major publisher of sci fi and fantasy, has a division called "paranormal romance."

Opus, Bobbie, Oliver, and friends

[medyani.livejournal.com]

http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/pages/favorite_strips.asp

[roozle.livejournal.com]

muffyjo made me laugh yesterday with this one:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2008/01/10/2008-01-10_untitled__daly10m-1.html

There is still some real weird in the world.

[raccoontoy.livejournal.com]

Secretly, I live on the gopher planet which is inhabited by small brown bear-like creatures (gophers). I am the Ambassador from Earth. On the planet, I have a little gopher baby who follows me around going "Mommy is a space creature, mommy is a space creature!"

[inthatoneway.livejournal.com]

Two guys walk into a bar, which is silly cause the second one should have seen the first guy bump into it!

[heinleinfan.livejournal.com]

My grandma (Marjorie) just told me this afternoon that my great aunt (Dorothy, from Kansas, no less) had a stroke last week. Okay, that's not funny, I know.

What's funny is that Aunt Dorothy went in for a checkup today and when Grandma called to ask her how everything went, she said Aunt Dorothy answered: "They checked out my whole head, Marjorie, and they didn't find a thing!"

[dietrich.livejournal.com]

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





Two, but I don't know how they got in there.