ooh, my aching tummy, cheeks, etc

[aroraborealis]

There are a few absurdly ridiculous stories out there that cause me to laugh hysterically, until tears pour down my face, and my cheeks hurt, my stomach aches, and I just want to roll on the floor laughing until the world ends.

Here are three of those:

Cat in garbage disposal
Dogs in elk
Deadly blimp

[Edit: Savage Love - Men's misconceptions about sex
and Savage Love - Women's misconceptions are also worth a read.]