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[aroraborealis]

Today, I need a nap. But tomorrow, I'd like to bring down civilization as we know it. Who's in?

Comments

[mzrowan.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I've got a meeting with a contractor at 4:30 and then dance class until 7:30...but I could bring down civilization with you after that, if there are still any pieces left to destroy.

[dreams-of-wings.livejournal.com]

Count me in!
Also on the napping. Oof.

[bluegargantua]

Could we do it Friday? Tomorrow night I've got a hot date which might accidentally bring down civilization as we know it (and destroy the Earth with our seismic thrashings), but Friday evening is good. Totally happy to bring down civilization with you on Friday.

later
Tom

[roozle.livejournal.com]

How interesting. Between Tom's hot date and mine there may not be any world left to bring down by Friday.

Robert Frost would approve.

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

Me, me! Bonus points if we can use mushrooms.

[randysmith]

Ok, *now* you've got me scared.

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Just try to stop me from using mushrooms!!!

[ectropy.livejournal.com]

I'm totally in. What method were you thinking of?

[spike.livejournal.com]

Take your pick! (Better choose a backup method, too.)

Oh wait, that's the whole Earth. Oops, sorry, my bad.

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Oh well.

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking sleeper cells throughout the developed world...

[harlequinaide.livejournal.com]

Will the sleeper cells actually be, y'know, sleeping? Because if that's how it works, I'm in. I'll happily dream us a new civilization. This may just be the stuffy-head-sick talking, but also, I'm really good at dreaming.

[catya.livejournal.com]

sounds good to me!

[dakotakym.livejournal.com]

I'll totally blow off work for such a worthy and satisfying cause.

[catness.livejournal.com]

Look, um... I'm kind of fond of civilization as we know it. And I know it's heretical (especially given your career), but I *lovelovelove* internal combustion. Like, really alotsa.

Also, peanut buster parfaits. Another huge benefit of civilization that I would hate to lose.

CRAP. Come the revolution, I'm going to be first against the wall.

[mizarchivist]

peanut butter parfaits with really good hot fudge. The kind that taste like liquid brownies.

Ditto on liking internal combustion. Especially in the sexy 2-wheel form, obvy.

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Come the revolution, I'm going to be first against the wall.

Well, at least we'll get to start with someone fun :)

[spike.livejournal.com]

Who's in?

ME!!

Oh, wait.
Did you mean "who's in?" for the nap or "who's in?" for the bringing down etc.?

Oh well.

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[crouchback.livejournal.com]

I'm in if I get to help rebuild it in my own image. Dibs on Iceland! (Okay, I'd not have to change that much at all to meld it to my own image, but still..)

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Sorry, no, civilization in someone's image is the whole problem. Thanks for playing!

[crouchback.livejournal.com]

Wiat, does that mean our civlization is in someone's image? Whose, then?

Can I show up for the destruction part, anyway? There are a few public monuments that I'd like to vaporize. I know that's normally the job of invading aliens, but maybe I can get in under an affirmative action program, if they have those kind of things on Mars, Mongo, (the program on Skaro exists, but involves EX-TER-MIN-ATION, so I'd like to skip it) and various other places.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

My friend spunkywulf recently quoted this from someone else's blog:

This product continues to destroy my faith in my fellow man, bringing me one step closer to a clocktower and a high-powered rifle that shoots bees.

In the original context they were talking about frosting shots (http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/frosting-shots?w=1), but it well sums up how I am feeling about the world today. I'm down with this nefarious plan.

[cutieperson]

frosting. shots.
wow, that's... special.

[jojotbird.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me :)

[contessagrrl.livejournal.com]

Nap: check.
Bring down civilization: Check.
Party like rock stars: Check.

[uberjay.livejournal.com]

Oooh you really covered all your bases there. I would like all three please. thx.

[contessagrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm good like that.

You can bring the trouble. That will surely help bring about the downfall of civilization.

[roozle.livejournal.com]

Best. Plan. Evar.

[lazyz.livejournal.com]

Trust Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risks_to_civilization,_humans_and_planet_Earth

Me, me!

[curly-chick.livejournal.com]

I'll bring the cocktail sauce.

[dougo.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure we know it anymore.

[fenicedautun.livejournal.com]

Instead of bringing down civilization as we know it, can we bring civilization down as somebody such as...the religious right know it?

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Do you think there's a significant difference?

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Me.